Would this be really mean?

My roommate who is a dude had a party last night. I had a paper to write. I woke up this morning to get me some coffee and cereal and there was a guy passed out on my couch with his family jewels hanging out. Being female and currently single this should have turned me on sadly it didn't. Whats an acceptable time to wake him with a knife dripping with ketchup on it screaming "Bad wiener is gone"!!!!!